a. You should stop eating like a pig if you want to lose any weight. However, if becoming an infinifat or being part of "my 600 lbs life" is your goal, do keep on eating until you no longer can see your toes.
b. If you're short on money, you should give prostitution a try. Not a fancy job, but then again it's the fastest way to get some money and you're not exactly able to be too picky. So you'd better get your throat ready to give heads in the back of dark alleys at any given day now. Be prepared to get physical with the trannies though, I've heard they're fond of giving newcomers a hard time.
